Lumayo Ka Nga Sa Akin (2016) - Maricel Soriano & Herbert Bautista

 Lumayo Ka Nga Sa Akin (lit. Get Away From Me) is a 2016 Filipino comedy anthology film based on Bob Ong's 2011 book of the same name. It was directed by Mark Meily, Andoy Ranay and Chris Martinez starring Cristine Reyes, Maricel Soriano, Herbert Bautista, Antoinette Taus, Paolo Ballesteros, Jason Gainza, Candy Pangilinan, Benjie Paras and Shy Carlos. It was released on January 13, 2016.

The film parodies mainstream Filipino movies and television shows, as well as popular culture, while tackling several national issues at the same time.

Bala Sa Bala, Kamao Sa Kamao, Satsat Sa Satsat

The first film in the trilogy centers around Diego, an action star who wants to take revenge against a group of bad guys, also known as "Bandidos" (bandits), after they killed his parents, his wife, Ashley, and everyone who attended their wedding, just a few moments right after they get married at the beginning of the film. As the story unfolds, Diego, being an action star, gets into misadventures and finds himself in trouble-after-trouble. Unfortunately, Divina Tuazon, a famous actress and Diego's new found leading lady, was kidnapped by the Bandidos. Finally, in an abandoned warehouse (a setting where most of Pinoy action films' final scenes takes place), Diego tries to save Divina from the evil hands of Bandido's merciless and heartless leader named "Bos".

The plot generally follows themes from classic Filipino action movies, as well as comedy films from early 80's to 90's. For example, Diego's sidekicks, Dodoy and Momoy uses slapstick from time to time, a type of comedy which was very popular in the country for the past decades.

Shake, Shaker, Shakest

A middle-cass family was forced to enter and stay in a white haunted house for several days after being stranded in an unfamiliar place. The title is play on the Shake, Rattle & Roll film series and the plot is a ludicrous horror film.

Asawa ni Marie

A rags-to-riches story about Marie, a poor girl who has a confusing status in life and love. The plot is similar to Philippine dramas/ soap operas, particularly Marimar.

Cast

Bala sa Bala, Kamao sa Kamao, Satsat sa Satsat

Benjie Paras as Diego

Candy Pangilinan as Divina Tuazon

Bearwin Meily

Rez Cortez as Bos

Roxanne Barcelo as Joleena Ann Baretto

Shake, Shaker, Shakest

Maricel Soriano as Cora Catacutan

Herbert Bautista as Carlos Catacutan

Shy Carlos as Aby Catacutan

Andrew Muhlach as Mar Catacutan

JM Ibañez as Samuel Catacutan

Ryan Eigenmann as Pundit

Asawa ni Marie

Cristine Reyes as Marie/Mharilyn

Antoinette Taus as Señorita Avila

Paolo Ballesteros as Señorito Boglee Ginintuan

Jason Gainza as Señorito Lapid

Jackie Lou Blanco as Señorita Onor

Joey Paras as Aling Minda

Sam Y.G. as the voice of Yagit