Tuesday, December 29, 2015


Siya nga ba o Hindi si MICHAEL PANGILINAN ANG NASA FULL PHOTO? The REAL MICHAEL PANGILINAN on the inset to conceal the junk
When I was linked to a certain social media site by a stranger who used kadetengastig as his email address [i won’t spill which engine] ; he was excitedly telling [naka-allcaps? kilig much?] me that up and coming r&b crooner MICHAEL PANGILINAN  has a photo there where he is pleasuring himself.  Of all people naman why Michael Pangilinan? 

So off I clicked to the site and indeed saw a lot of men [boys too] showing off their tools among other junks.  I may have featured Michael here in the past when I wasn’t too happy with branding him as the ‘bagong kilabot ng mga kolehiyala’ since after Hajji Alejandro and Ariel Rivera, that tag hasn’t been given to anyone for the longest time since halos lahat na ng schools ay coed at napaka70s at early80s ang term na ‘kolehiyala’. 

 An appropriate very now label may have given the new singer a sudden access to the music lovin’ citizenry.  Anyway with that all now in the past and with the echoserang photo scandal tip [na pinatulan ko rin] 

I certainly and can categorically proclaim that the guy in the compromisingly lurid shot is NOT MICHAEL PANGILINAN.  Medyo hawig lang sila sa thickness na lips at form ng face pero mukhang matino naman ang pinanggalingan ng bagong singer at malamang hindi siya ang tipong magtitikol for public consumption.  In fairness to Pangilinan, he has this comfortable nasal tone that jives perfectly with his genre.  He will go places!

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